can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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