At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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