Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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