Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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