She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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