I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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I'm at about main and main street
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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