Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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