I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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