how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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