that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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