Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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