that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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