I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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