she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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