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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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