Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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