I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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