How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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