I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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