Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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