ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just saw a hot homeless man
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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