Already got asked if we're dating
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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