I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This beer is not sobering me up at all
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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