is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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