I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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