I hate your face
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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