hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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