If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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