so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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