Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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