You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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