sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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