I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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