do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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