Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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