The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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