Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Randomize