My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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