TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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