sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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