it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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