Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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