idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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