its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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