marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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