That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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