u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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