I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm really busy with my period
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