For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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