is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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